
I’m off to surgery in 60 minutes.
I haven’t eaten since 12am.
They’ll measure the anesthetic in cubic centimeters.
They’ll use 2 holes to do the procedure.
They’ll put a range of motion knee brace on me.
I’ll come back in 7 days.
Even on surgery day, everyone’s doing math!

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